Cow infestation
I’ve lived in some pretty crappy neighborhoods. The new joint we’re living in is in arguably the best neighborhood I’ve been able to call home. In my old neighborhoods, you would get the occasional infestation (rats, crack heads, gang bangers, Jehovah’s Witnesses). Rich people appear to be susceptible giant fake cow infestations.
This house is just down the street from me and it’s making me crazy. I’m waking up in the middle of the night thinking about this house and it’s cow. Why does he have a full size fake cow on his roof? What does it mean? Where can I get one of these? I know, deep in my heart, that it won’t be long before I have to bang on his door and get some answers.
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