I’ve got pigeons in my pants
How many times am I going to have to repeat myself about this? Ok, one more time for those of you who haven’t been listening. If you’re going to smuggle animals on long international flights, your pants are not the best place to hide them. See how simple a concept that is?
A while back I covered a man with his britches full of monkeys. Now we’ve got pigeons. Wow.
Australian man caught with pigeons in trousers
MELBOURNE (AFP) – An Australian man was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his trousers as he got off a flight from the Middle East, authorities said Tuesday. [read full story]
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ouch.
you know that sound that pigeons make? i know you are making that sound right now, aren’t you? so how could someone think that they could fly from the Middle East with that sound coming out of is pants?
Blame it on too much falafel?