It's Steve (now in blog form)

If you’re like me, you’ve noticed the recent trend of animals wearing underwear.  I, for one, think this sort of behavior is immoral if not criminal (I refer you to Leviticus 47:13-17 “And if thou should keep the law, the fashioning of undergarments for the beasts of the field shall be deemed unclean. Especially for pigs”).  Just look what has been turning up in my neighborhood!

This is a poodle running amok in the park flaunting his ass-less chaps. Disgraceful. (Note: It was pointed out to me that if chaps had an ass they would be pants.  While I understand this, ass-less chaps is fun to say).

Let’s all take a moment to contemplate the meaning of this sign. “In stock now! SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS.”  Were they previously unavailable?  Is it important for the squirrel to conceal his shameful swimsuit region?  Why the hell is the frog so happy about this?  

Forget the threat of gay marriage people.  There is a war against traditional, wholesome Christian values in this country and the front lines are manned by the animal lingerie peddlers.  Do you want your children growing up in an America where goats and ducks sport tasteful lacy panties with tiny bows and a little lace round the leg to accentuate curve of the hip?!?  I didn’t think so.  Feel free to write you congressman or local conservative AM talk radio host.  Spread the word!

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