Jim is plotting against me
Jim and I went surfing today and saw a fin in the water. He assured me that it was a dolphin who happened to not be dolphin color and was swimming alone (dolphins never ever swim alone). I think Jim may be trying to kill me.
Update: Jim’s nefarious motives confirmed. Here’s a video from the same day about a mile up the beach from where we saw the “dolphin”. Oh yeah, that’s a 10 foot great white. Excuse me while I rock back and forth in a fetal position in the corner.
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If you didn’t see lazer beams on its head then you know you are safe. I would never plot against a friend unless lazer beams were involved.
Btw I’ve never seen a dolphin with a black fin.