It's Steve (now in blog form)

Ben loves my camera.  He’d really really really like to play with it.  That would probably be unwise from an electronics survival perspective so I got him a cool digital camera for kids.  Several months later, here are the 500 or so pics he’s taken completely unedited (I wouldn’t want to compromise his artistic vision).  Bear in mind, he really likes to hold the lens directly against his belly while he runs around.

The Aardvark post from a few minutes ago has gotten me into a social media mood.  Time to harvest some of the literary excellence from my various feeds.

• Another question from Aardvark: Why is eastfield college so ghetto?    (Because you’re far too classy)
• From Twitter: Im at red lobster and I got the two numbers that looks like my zodiac sign, 69 the cancer sign, the crab.. What are the odds. Lol.. (I’m as surprised as you are, buddy.  Never saw that whole see-a-crab-at-Red-Lobster thing coming…)
• From Twitter: fukkin this iced coffee from Mickey D’s up  (Ah, the further wussification of the American wanna-be gangster)
• From Twitter: I just saw this guy that looks like this I guy I used to have a massive crush on. Huge mindfuck right there…  (That is a great story. Totally didn’t expect the M. Night twist at the end.)
• From Facebook: Did the OJ Simpson through the airport. We are the last to board. Nothing but blue skies ahead…  (I’m assuming that this was the OJ Simpson running thing, not the OJ Simpson cutting people’s heads off thing.)

Hurray for social web!!

I previously covered my fascination with Aardvark, the fancy question and answer service.  Today I got a question that, despite all of the obviousness of the answer, I’m not gonna touch with a ten foot pole.

(From Brianna B./19/F/Wilkes-Barre,PA — 10 minutes ago — sent via iPhone)

**dating**

My boyfriend and I just started dating a month ago and all we seem to do is watch movies and go for a coffee. Any suggestions on what we could do before we become boring?  (Kingston, PA)

(From *******/19/F/*****,PA — 10 minutes ago — sent via iPhone)

topic:  **dating**

My boyfriend and I just started dating a month ago and all we seem to do is watch movies and go for a coffee. Any suggestions on what we could do before we become boring?  (******, PA)

Besides being a generally lovely human being (shut up, Amit), I’m a really fun dad.  Does Ben have his own moon bouncer in the backyard?  You bet your ass he does.

If you aren’t checking ItsMadi.com on a regular basis, you really should be.  My baby is adorable.