It’s my birthday
Feel free to shower me with gifts and/or compliments. Of course, it’s silly of me to even think I need to remind you (my birthday always coincides with Equatorial Guinea Armed Forces Day so there’s no way you’d miss it).
I’d like to send a special thank you to the automated CRM systems that have already sent me birthday wishes this morning. Way to generate a form letter with a nightly chron job fellas. I love you too.
