Atheist’s nightmare
Poor Mike Seaver. It turns out that he’s just an actor named Kirk Cameron (and doesn’t have a best friend named Boner). It also turns out that he’s become the spokesman for some super hard core conservative Christians. In this video he shows up with Ron Comfort.
Ron’s gig is debating atheists. He’s all about intelligent design. Here he attempts to prove the existence of God with a banana (a Christian god that is. Bananas provide no evidence of Allah or Buddha, so don’t even try it). The fundamental design excellence of the banana must indicate a higher power. Here, you’ll see.
An excellent point, Ron. Allow me to rebut. This is my friend the pineapple. It has a ridiculous amount of segments around it’s circumference perfectly shaped for a plastic grocery bag. On top, there isn’t a tab for easy opening, but rather a giant spiky crown that would desperately love to take an eye out. The wrapper isn’t a good indication of ripeness necessarily and if you eat it at the wrong time acids in the flesh can literally sear the inside of your mouth and throat. The pineapple a fruit intent on killing you if you attempt to eat it. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, RON??!?
Merry Christmas, everybody!
